Throat Punch Until Given Coffee T‑Shirt — Funny Coffee Lover Tee
Charcoal / XS
$16.47
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$16.47
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Lightweight, soft, and quietly snarky — this tee speaks for the coffee lover who wakes up with a warning label. The clean serif design reads “RISK OF THROAT PUNCH” with a small “until given coffee” line beneath, giving a wry, low-key attitude that pairs brilliantly with your morning routine. Wear it to the kitchen, the commute, or the casual coffee run; the breathable ring-spun cotton and tear-away label keep you comfortable while the tubular knit and shoulder tape hold the shape wash after wash. It sits simply under a jacket or on its own, letting the clever text be the conversation starter. For people who live by their caffeine rituals, this shirt is an honest, wearable wink at weekday survival.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for breathable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; adult sizing
- DTG/DTF printing ensures crisp typography; meets Oeko-Tex and EU safety standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Throat Punch Until Given Coffee T‑Shirt — Funny Coffee Lover Tee
$16.47
Sale price
$16.47
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for breathable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; adult sizing
- DTG/DTF printing ensures crisp typography; meets Oeko-Tex and EU safety standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors