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          \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This lightweight, classic-fit tee carries a dry sense of humor and a calm, detached vibe. Bold, hand-lettered text reads “NEWS FLASH” above a blunt “I DON’T CARE,” creating a simple statement piece that’s easy to wear every day. The soft ring-spun cotton feels light against skin while the tubular, seam-free body and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean and comfortable. Wear it on slow weekends, city walks, or when you need to telegraph your mood without saying a word — it settles into everyday wardrobes and pairs cleanly with jeans, layers, or a favorite jacket.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz\/yd²)\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; meets safety and sustainability standards (Oeko-Tex, EU warranty)\u003cbr\u003e- Prints applied via Direct-to-Garment\/Direct-to-Film methods for crisp, durable artwork\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors 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